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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}